Hey, man...
You know,
I've never even seen Pot Man without a freshly picked orchid in his lapel,
And something prehistoric on his wrist.
This man...he grows two inches when he takes his jewelry off, man.
I've seen him wear eight cameo rings at once.
His face was on every one.
I don't think you understand me, man.
You know, I've seen Pot Man eat a handful of two-carat rubies while looking his jeweler straight in the motherfucking eye.
Pot Man..
His British Shorthair has a Swiss bank account.
I don't think you hear me though.
I watched him extract his own pineal gland and pan-fry it in duck fat.
Then he ate that shit for breakfast while listening to Cam.
You know, it's just different.
What do you know about million-dollar malachite soaking tubs, my man?
What do you know about eighty racks a week at Gaziano,
Twisting weed up in Rembrandts and Vermeers?
*That's* just different.
You know what, man?
Don't talk to us.
Don't talk to us unless you've got Tsarist court jewelers for the dental work.
You know?
Matter of fact,
Sit the fuck down if you don't have twenty, thirty oils on your kitchen right fucking now.
You feel me?
You know, man, we were gonna do it to 'em.
Take the Benz airship
Straight to fucking Ipanema
Shit was getting a bit hectic, shit was getting a bit hot back there.
Had to hop off the radar, had to hop off the grid, man.
The nephrite jade submarine...fuck y'all know about that?
All vermilion corduroy, everything.
Bocote paneling.
Feel me?
My man Danylo in the kitchen.
Vampire squid ceviche.
Japanese bear steaks.
Spilling gyokuro on the Rubinaccis.
Got me fucked up.
I got Slump on the line,
Talking something 'bout the opposition back in Berlin.
On the other hand,
On my other phone,
I got several influential dealers back in the States
Very interested in my most recent art heist.
Fuck that, man, fuck that.
That can wait.
We got the samovar, babe.
Yeah.
And what's more, we made a pit stop in Iceland
To dig up some Actavis I buried in a glacier eight years ago.
Feel me?
Nah, fuck that, man, we're going to Rio.
Yeah...
Underwater boys.