Might see me posted up at Dobra Tea
That overcoat is aubergine
Loafer with the Coca-Cola hosiery
You know it's me
I'm known to throw opponents in the Nova Scotia sea
I flow precociously, and don't a motherfucker know it
Shining my cap toes with Moet
Look down and the tell me who's the fairest (Reefer Man LaFlare is)
My jargon is the rarest
I park it on your terrace and darken your Arc'teryx
Eric Ripert's how the hair is
Ballin' heiresses, sippin Apollinaris, I'll embarrass all who merit it
Carrot-tinted whip like a scarab with the carapace
Cherry for the innards
Rippin' up some terrapin for dinner

[Hook:]
If you're looking for somebody who can hold you tight
Who can walk you to your doorstep each and every night
It ain't me, baby
It ain't (yeah, it ain't me)
It ain't me (I said it ain't me)
It ain't me

Remi, Remi, Remi, Remi, Remi gettin' reckless
All black stones in that all gold necklace
Nas told me that it's mine, so I'mma get it
Fuckin' Frank Abagnale couldn't check this, so check it
Front same color as the thirties that the coupe is on
Chartreuse deuce, thirty for the accoutrements
Couple screws loose when Remi's gettin' his loopin' on
Run up with that 38 and I'mma get my Lupin on
Doin' business to the whole percentage
Count it up, cold cream, couple million, yeah, word to Guinness
Gyokuro I'm sippin' look akin to spinach
Left hand holdin' on that dirty Grimace
Tux Italian, Jag British
Well received cask of that Glenfiddich
My hoes know Finnish;
Your hoes don't finish
Remi coachin' bitches like an open scrimmage

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I might just
Cause your glossary to vanish
Hunting coats Austrian to Spanish
Walk to me with mantis hands
Pants are Fanta-can tinted
Remi sippin' on that Dimetapp
I'm tryna chat with Iris Apfel on the Dynatac
That two-buck Chuck Bass
I'll have 'em baffled when they try to nab
Bashful when they find the gat
Mashburn on my back
You need a Heimlich when you try to rap
I got a hell of a spiel
My coat rack goes from Shar-Pei to elephant seal
Keep Benellis in wheel wells to perforate your Pelle
Wet you up and speed-dial a deli
Okay, step back and scope a better view
Left two Pettigrews' sweaters soppressata-hued
I'm that inventive dude your future flow's indebted to
Stuff your girl like a Peppadew

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